The Most Ridiculous Headlines of 2025 (Up to Now)

1. Woman Arrested for Trying to Pay Bail with Monopoly Money

2. Study Finds that Eating Tide Pods Does Not Actually Make You Smarter

3. Man Sues McDonald's for Making Him Fat

4. Scientists Discover that Water is Wet

5. New Study Shows that Breathing Oxygen is Essential for Survival

6. Florida Man Tries to Rob Bank with Banana

7. Teenager Hospitalized After Attempting to Swallow Watermelon Whole

8. Study Reveals that Watching TV for 10 Hours a Day May Not Be Healthy

9. Woman Claims to Have Found Jesus in Her Toast

10. Man Sets World Record for Longest Time Spent Watching Paint Dry

11. Study Shows that Drinking Bleach is Not a Recommended Weight Loss Method

12. Man Arrested for Trying to Pay for Gasoline with Hugs

13. Woman Claims to Have Traveled Back in Time After Seeing Dinosaur in Backyard

14. Study Finds that Eating Glue Does Not Improve Brain Function

15. Man Attempts to Fly by Jumping off Roof with Umbrella

16. Woman Calls 911 Because Her Pizza Delivery was Late

17. Study Shows that Believing in Santa Claus Does Not Increase Christmas Presents

18. Man Claims to Have Invented Perpetual Motion Machine, Turns out to be Hamster Wheel

19. Woman Sues Weather Channel for Not Making it Sunny on Her Wedding Day

20. Study Finds that Licking Frozen Pole in Winter Can Lead to Tongue Stuck Situation